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Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

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sammy joe presser said:

	yo mama is so fat when she was walking she triped and no one cracked up eggseped the graund.
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February 01, 2007
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Ur mom said:

	yo mama so fat the police had to paint a white strip on the back of her to see if she was walkin or rollin
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February 23, 2007
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Abigail said:

	hah aha aha ahah funny!!!!
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March 22, 2007
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Donnie said:

	yo mamas so fat, her wedding ring is saturns rings
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March 29, 2007
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LIL ONE said:

	I LIKE THE POLICY ONE PRETTY NICE THE SATURN ONE WAS GOOD TO
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April 05, 2007
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keyanna said:

	your momma so fat she use the innerstate to slip and slide
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July 06, 2007
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fat mamma said:

	yo mamma so fat she sold her car gas money
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July 22, 2007
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killa mike said:

	yo momma so fat she play hopscotch with the states texas new york califorina
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August 10, 2007
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jesse verrier said:

	your mamma is so fat that she is fat
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October 27, 2007
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jesse verrier said:

	your momma is so fat that she is huge
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October 27, 2007
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me said:

	yo jokes sucked
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October 31, 2007
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bob&Fred*forever!!!!!!!! said:

	yo momma so stupid that she tried to put m&m's in abc order hahahaha!
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December 10, 2007
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Ryu said:

	Not only is yo mamma fat, she's stupid. She's so stupid she'll stare at the orange juice carton for 20 minutes,cuz it said 'concentrate'! hahahahaha
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January 30, 2008
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yo said:

	yo mama so fat, she sat on wal-mart and lowered their prices.
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February 04, 2008
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yo said:

	yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
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February 04, 2008
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someone said:

	yo mama so stupid she cut her finger on a razor cell phone
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February 25, 2008
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sniper vat said:

	yo mama so fat when she went to the beach and lied down a whale bioligest saw yo mama and people surronding it saying is the whale going to be okay and the whale bioligest yelled out THATS NO WHAL THATS YO MAMA!
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