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Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

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faith said:

	lame!!!!!!!!!!
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January 12, 2007
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h said:

	yo mama is so fat someone shwed her a picture of her feet and she couldnt indentify em
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January 30, 2007
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dragon5070 said:

	thats a good one
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February 13, 2007
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able said:

	yo mommas so fat she jumped in the sea and the wales started singing we are family
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March 01, 2007
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sister sweetness said:

	ur momma so fat that when she seen u comin down the street she ran and trip over a pebble
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March 08, 2007
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nehsa said:

	boo not funny fat people rock
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March 09, 2007
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kaka mati trucka said:

	your momma so fat that she uses route 301 as a slip and slide.
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April 04, 2007
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LIL ONE said:

	YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PASSED IN FRONT OF THE TV I MISSED THE FLAVA FLAVA AND I LOVE NEW YORK MARATHON...
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April 05, 2007
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joey said said:

	you mom so fat she was running and trip over the curb
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May 02, 2007
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jose said:

	wtf thay all suck
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May 25, 2007
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wee-a said:

	yo momma so fat she uses route 66 as her 10 mile run
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May 31, 2007
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~mad~ said:

	ur mommas so fat the last time she saw a 90120 was on the scale ...... awwwwww snaps lol
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June 03, 2007
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hahaha said:

	your mama is so fat .......she farted and created hurricane katrina
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June 16, 2007
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wesalent said:

	retarted wesalent
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June 26, 2007
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Wuz Up said:

	ur mamas so white people thought she blended in with white castle
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July 15, 2007
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yomama said:

	Yo mama so stupid she thought the 700club was a weight loss club
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August 08, 2007
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carmen007 said:

	yo so por she hangs toilet paper out to dry
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October 17, 2007
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bad_girl55555 said:

	yo mama so fat that she when up in the air and evryone said the air ballon s'crashing
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November 04, 2007
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John g said:

	Ur mama is so fat shes the new planet fataraus
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November 07, 2007
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dan said:

	yo mama so fat every time she turns round its her birhday
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November 28, 2007
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dan said:

	yo mama so stupid she sat on da tv and watched da chair
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November 28, 2007
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P dizzle said:

	Yo momma so stupid she took a donut back to the store because it had a hole in it
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November 30, 2007
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big bird said:

	im fat but cute
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December 06, 2007
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foxxy 241 said:

	ive heard that joke a million times
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December 15, 2007
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Jason bitter said:

	awsome jokes!
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December 26, 2007
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ganstaprez said:

	This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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