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Peter and Cecilia were on their way home from the bar one night and Peter got pulled over by the police....

The officer told Peter that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. Peter said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

Just then Cecilia said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

So the officer asked for Peter's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

And again Peter apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

Cecilia said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

Well by this time, Peter is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Cecilia, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt

The officer then leaned over toward Cecilia and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

Cecilia replied, "only when he's drunk."

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