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Paying The BillWalking up to a store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a dress....
How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take 10 yards." With expectation & anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up and then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old man standing behind her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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cantufind said:

This is funny. HaHa smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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May 21, 2007
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I said:

haha funny
 
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May 21, 2007
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Paige911 said:

smilies/grin.gif thats great
 
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May 21, 2007
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JokeMaster said:

Thats a funny joke smilies/tongue.gif
 
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May 22, 2007
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p3rf3ct said:

that was a good one smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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June 01, 2007
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DQ's boyfriend said:

That's a really good one. He never said who had to pay the bill smilies/cool.gif
 
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June 06, 2007
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Emu said:

i think we got the point of it..... :------->
He never said who had to pay the bill
and funny
 
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July 05, 2007
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funky monkey said:

u got a chuckle out of me ya did!!! 7 spaghetti newdles smilies/smiley.gif
 
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August 12, 2007
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n***a-lover said:

i hate all you wannabees.
 
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August 31, 2007
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bayazip said:

very funny
 
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September 01, 2007
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monkiezrule said:

funny^_^
 
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January 13, 2008
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yomo lo do said:

lol u r fight he never said who
 
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March 20, 2008
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