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A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it....

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She turns back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.

"Good day, Ma'am. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Ma'am, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

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kelly ripa said:

	It was the stupiest movie i have ever seen! Get better ones, please.
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November 19, 2007
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That Guy said:

	Does that answer the price question?
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November 19, 2007
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jjghjghjgjgh said:

	:-
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December 06, 2007
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lfc fan said:

	kinda stoopid but okay
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December 07, 2007
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g*y lord said:

	mint i loved it
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December 18, 2007
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	ehehehehe, how clever
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January 15, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

	how do you mean this movie sucks- there is no movie
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January 29, 2008
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yomo lo do said:

	wat u mean movie r u like a dumb brit
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March 20, 2008
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duh said:

	shut up a-holes
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March 26, 2008
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jjk said:

	that was pretty funny
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April 02, 2008
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senile said:

	why everyone is insulting, why, why, oh why????? Why dont we all be peaceful and sit down and maybe do some yoga or meditation or we can calmly discuss our problems and get enlightened. Remember, 'there is no spoon'
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April 12, 2008
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senile said:

	why are we being insulting, why, why, oh why?????? why not we just be peaceful and maybe do some yoga or meditation and discuss our problems peacefully??? we can all become enlightened if we do some breathing excercises. Remember, 'there is no spoon'
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