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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office....

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

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t2jrose said:

	lol awww how is that to much to ask? well actually he could do a few chores but wth a girl can cook and screw! right?
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March 26, 2007
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pimpin said:

	that was fuuuuuuuuny
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March 28, 2007
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yeah boiii said:

	ha thts funny
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March 29, 2007
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The Easter crew :) said:

	that was a knee slapper!
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April 08, 2007
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the girl said:

	haahh loool i would do that!!!
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April 11, 2007
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nmnm said:


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April 17, 2007
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someone said:

	i don't get it
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April 18, 2007
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kk said:

	i would let my husband die too. he has to do chores and pay bills. "Hello"
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May 02, 2007
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hi ya said:

	funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny
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May 04, 2007
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Pushan said:

	man that was too good
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May 06, 2007
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me said:

	that was a good one
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May 07, 2007
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babyme said:

	how is that funny!?
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May 11, 2007
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bitemeboys said:

	haha that was funny
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May 19, 2007
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timtom said:

	that wuz screwed up but it wuz pretty funny
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June 02, 2007
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funny man said:

	that is the best joke i ever heard
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June 04, 2007
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truley woman said:

	ha thats funy as ajoke but terrible in real
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June 06, 2007
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itz all real women said:

	hey can someone help me....i dont get the object of this game!
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June 14, 2007
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Magealchem said:

	that was great XD i love it lol
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February 07, 2008
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