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Human RaceA little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" ....

The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."

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boon said:

not bad smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif
 
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March 18, 2008
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Oh...wow said:

I get it... it's not that funny though
 
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March 20, 2008
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G Unit said:

It was OK'but it was not that funny.
 
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March 29, 2008
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bored to death said:

smilies/tongue.gif waste of my time ****
 
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April 15, 2008
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I dont get it
 
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April 17, 2008
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lucy95 said:

it was a waste of time really
 
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April 24, 2008
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lesbianbitchhoef**kerdicktitsbootyassholewetp***ysuckerofdickandp***yandtits said:

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May 19, 2008
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none said:

funny stuff! smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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May 19, 2008
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quisha said:

it was so lame
 
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May 20, 2008
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