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Dead HusbandA woman goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news....

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will I be found guilty?"

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ArianaKai said:

ohhhh i get it!
 
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January 22, 2008
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Kev said:

that hoe
 
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January 23, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

ha ha ha
 
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January 29, 2008
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janet said:

gotta love it
 
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February 12, 2008
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Gary said:

OHHHH I GET IT AFTER 3X I READ IT.
 
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March 01, 2008
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kelci said:

that was hard
 
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March 05, 2008
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Doc D said:

Sick, not funny at all!
 
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March 12, 2008
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yomo lo do said:

didnt like that joke blows bad
 
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March 20, 2008
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meme said:

this is so stupid
 
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March 28, 2008
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I Love Lollipops::::::: said:

HAHAHA dang she's unhappy... smilies/shocked.gif
 
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April 14, 2008
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not so happy about that joke said:

that joke was soooo stupid
 
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May 16, 2008
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SHAMROCKS said:

YES!!!! GUILTY OF BEING BORING smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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July 04, 2008
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