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Cyanide PleaseA lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?".....

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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That Guy said:

HAHA!!! smilies/grin.gif
 
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November 01, 2007
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hotr-thn-u said:

dat was soopa funny!
 
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November 04, 2007
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VARSHA PATEL said:

That's a good 1
 
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November 08, 2007
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emo chik 091 said:

lol y dnt i think of that....
 
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January 11, 2008
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Live N Love! said:

Nice!!!! smilies/wink.gif
 
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January 13, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOHHHH. THAT WORE OFF IN 1.5 SECONDS FLAT.
 
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January 15, 2008
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ryan12 said:

do you say something stupid in every joke
 
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January 31, 2008
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Joshster said:

Lol i got 112313490 points on this game!!
 
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February 04, 2008
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aizel said:

huhuhu...funny
 
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February 26, 2008
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564545monnnnnnnnnn said:

this isnt a joke its a pun... -.- this is rubbish
 
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March 11, 2008
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meme said:

ok thats not funny
 
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March 28, 2008
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not so happy about that joke said:

the joke was funny, but what you said 564545monnnnnnnnnn was just plain stupid smilies/angry.gif
 
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May 16, 2008
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Drizztthatpwnsyouall said:

I think it was funny.
 
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May 16, 2008
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