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A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"....

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"

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shortyl said:

	i dont get the joke? waz up wit dat ayat people itz not funny
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January 05, 2007
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smarter than YOU! said:

	I think shortyl should change his name to DUH! First of all,he cannot spell,second he cannot understand the simplest of jokes! I thought it was cute! But then I do have a grade 3 education which I formally took in a school,unlike our street hugger genius shortyl! C'mon everybody let's change his name to what he really is,DUH! :- :- :-
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January 07, 2007
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savanna said:

	duh
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January 07, 2007
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FREEMAN said:

	:- THIS WAS A STUPID ASS JOKE
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January 10, 2007
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police officer humphrys said:

	shortyl you plonker
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January 24, 2007
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Barb said:

	I thought the joke was kind of "duh." Shortyl, there are times I don't "get" a joke either, but don't worry, you didn't miss a funny one.
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January 24, 2007
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victor said:

	what did the chicken say to the skeleton? the chicken said i want your ribs!
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January 27, 2007
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princess150 said:

	this joke really sucked
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February 26, 2007
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razor said:

	the joke is really stupid
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March 06, 2007
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kkkkkkkkkkkk said:

	it was ok but nuffin spesh
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December 03, 2007
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bob&Fred*forever!!!!!!!! said:

	i think smarter than you to shut your face right noe maybe they are blonde oa like a 5 year old you neva know so be quiet! hahaha jk
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