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Image Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him....

Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.
Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver.
"Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."

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la said:

okokok idk but fdis was the stupidest joke ever loser
 
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March 19, 2008
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kelci said:

why would they have his chopped liver
 
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March 20, 2008
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katelyn said:

id get it
 
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March 20, 2008
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Oh...wow said:

Um... that wasn't funny...
 
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March 20, 2008
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justin thompson said:

was that supposed to be funny smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif
 
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March 26, 2008
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justin thompson said:

ha ha ha i forgot to laugh smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/angry.gif
 
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March 26, 2008
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muhamed said:

the queen mother tells better jokes than tht
smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif :- smilies/shocked.gif
 
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March 27, 2008
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ashviny said:

that joke is not comprehendable;probably a joke of a fool :- :- smilies/cry.gif
 
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March 30, 2008
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crazywop said:

that didn't make any since to me...stupid Sam
 
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June 02, 2008
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carlos864784563865479 said:

that was pathetic
 
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September 25, 2008
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jamesyboyz said:

that was totally perfetic
 
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October 20, 2008
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dan said:

its not funny...
 
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October 20, 2008
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