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Walking Down A StreetTwo Rednecks are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack....

When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
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dodo said:

smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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June 11, 2007
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wiener said:

wat a bunch of losers
 
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June 13, 2007
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big dick said:

dumbass rednecks......
 
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June 14, 2007
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vaginaheadloverboy said:

friggin retarded
 
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June 22, 2007
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Emu said:

i thought it was blondes who were suppose 2 b dumb smilies/wink.gif
 
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July 05, 2007
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big balls said:

who evar cald the rednecs dmb go to hell and lic mi nots
 
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July 14, 2007
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funky monkey said:

u prolly barely have ne nuts **nots** smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif 'twas funny 'twas 'twas
 
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August 12, 2007
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n***a-lover said:

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August 29, 2007
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your daddy@playerville said:

I love rednecks smilies/grin.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif
 
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October 14, 2007
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Sandy! said:

This joke was kinda lame!!!
 
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January 31, 2008
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Jesus munoz said:

watda fuk???? smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif
 
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February 19, 2008
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