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Rednecks go fishingTwo rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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shagyboy14 said:

stupid joke
 
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August 02, 2007
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funky monkey said:

not funny gotz sum stewpid jokez on hur smilies/angry.gif 7 spaghetti newdles
 
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August 12, 2007
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rebel said:

not funny at all
 
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August 31, 2007
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fagat said:

worst joke ever, i actually feel bad for whoever made that up.
 
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August 31, 2007
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Baby Shortee said:

this is dumb....
 
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September 20, 2007
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Daniel Cantwell said:

Stupidist joke I ever heard
 
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October 09, 2007
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viper said:

sucks, lame, crap
 
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November 20, 2007
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suthern boy said:

aint funny smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
 
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December 12, 2007
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presh said:

haha lol its such a crap punch line tht it makes me laugh lol smilies/cheesy.gif luv luv xxx
 
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December 22, 2007
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lol said:

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February 14, 2008
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my balls, ur chin said:

wow i just want to go back in time and stop myself from ever reading this. smilies/shocked.gif smilies/tongue.gif
 
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February 22, 2008
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shawley said:

good joke
 
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February 25, 2008
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paycheck grabber said:

that was sooooooo lame
 
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April 20, 2008
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