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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"....

The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"

Joey says, "To your house!"

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lil KT said:

	lol that was good
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May 03, 2007
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mr matthews said:

	detention after school, my office!
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May 04, 2007
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boy boy said:

	lame...........
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May 08, 2007
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Anoumous said:

	ha aha ahhsahahhahhhhhhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahh ahahahah
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May 15, 2007
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Helayna-from-hell said:

	Oooooooooo he in trouble!
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May 21, 2007
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emma n leah said:

	lol funny as f**k lmao loved it but that mr matthews dont say school i fckn hate school
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June 06, 2007
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Maddie said:

	weird that is all i have got to say
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June 19, 2007
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gd guy said:

	oi that barbers house is nice by da way ive been dere around a half n hour ago his wife is like a recycle bin u use her n reuse her again n again
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