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A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.'Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married to a man from Richmond, VA named Clarence.

Her father said 'I'll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from Richmond. You're marrying a By-God West Virginian boy.'So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad said 'Where is your sister?'They replied 'We were almost there Daddy, and we came up on this overpass that had this sign that read - 'Clarence 13'6" - so we turned around and got the hell out of there!'

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grzeszek said:

	rrew
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August 14, 2006 | url
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darko said:

	I like sexy girls
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August 14, 2006
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Josh said:

	I dont get it maybe i'm dull... oh well lol
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October 03, 2006
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Tommie said:

	bunch of idiots
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October 10, 2006
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dumb biotch said:

	hate this virgin thing its dumb by the way im lookin 4 yo mamma comebacks
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November 13, 2006 | url
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sidney said:

	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha.......i dont get it
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December 20, 2006
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adrionna said:

	hl your so hot
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January 01, 2007
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smarter than YOU! said:

	Are you people who don't get simple jokes from West Virginia?? Sisters boyfriend,his name was Clarence,read slowly and carefully,sign on overpass says he was 13'6" tall! In reality that was the name of the overpass! DO you dummies get it yet????? :- :- :-
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January 07, 2007
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jasmine said:

	no it is a shit joke
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January 23, 2007
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Donnie said:

	...i get it...??what?? oh ya i do ok time to smile
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January 26, 2007
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Marc said:


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January 30, 2007
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Mander from WV said:

	I loved this joke and I'm from WV
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March 13, 2007
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Reid said:

	you dumbass thats not the name of the overpass... the overpass really said "clearance 13'6''" as in trucks that are higher than 13'6'' tall are not gonna be able to make it under. the stupid WV boys though that it said "Clarence" as in the name of thier sister's fiance.
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March 25, 2007
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west virginian said:

	i am from west virginia and at least i am smart enough to get a joke. we may be poor but at least we have common sense.
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March 28, 2007
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zak said:

	comeon this is only for fun.
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April 16, 2007
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guy said:

	That's got to be the stupidest, joke I've heard, who ever sent it must be from W.VA.
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April 20, 2007
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james#2 said:

	yea you people from wv aint to smart r u? its a funny joke. how can you possibly not get it? your so dumb. by the way that was way funny!!!
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April 23, 2007
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skuba mon said:

	wv people are funny
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May 15, 2007
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Nakedmonk said:

	It is like a joke grenade... I wonder how many readers went, "Ahhh, now I get it...".
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May 20, 2007
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What now? said:

	Stupid joke.
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May 30, 2007
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west virginia man said:

	People daying that west virginians are poor and dont where shoes is shit is stupid... the only poor people are the imbreds in tne middle of the state that your never gunna see cuz there in the middle of no where ... .n****r
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July 16, 2007
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edwin said:

	That was a f**kin shit
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August 01, 2007
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dtg said:

	zak u dik
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October 13, 2007
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha said:

	w.v i a ur #1 fan
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October 26, 2007
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sid said:

	it is shit i cant brleive u can callm that a joke
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November 15, 2007
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smarter than smarter than you! said:

	Smarter than you.. it isnt the name of the overpass genius, its the height of the overpass so that trucks know when they can and cant drive under it. so in reality ur not really smarter than anyone, good try tho!
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