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An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home....

He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

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That Guy said:

	What do you wanna bet that this really happened?
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February 20, 2008
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me said:

	lol that funny
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February 22, 2008
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vi_cuttiepie said:

	it is funny but you were kind of stupid for leaving a dog walk up in your house
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February 22, 2008
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dj said:

	that is dum
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February 22, 2008
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Bill Clinton said:

	i love jokes they make me laugh ha ha ha scotland yard is a tard hahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahaahhahahahahahahah :-
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March 06, 2008
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Kirby said:

	omg i konw that realy happend cuz that was my dog rofl
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March 13, 2008
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Oh...wow said:

	this isn't funny...
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March 20, 2008
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River said:

	i like it!
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April 06, 2008
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lucy95 said:

	............................................................................................................................did NOT like that
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