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Understanding FriendOne day Cecilia decided to visit his friend Anne and ask her for a favour....

"Anne my friend", she said. "I'm going on holiday for a few weeks an I wanted to know if you could come around a couple a times a day to check up on me elderly ma, an feed my cat".

"No problem", replied Anne. "You go an have a good time".

So the next day Cecilia left and headed for sunny Florida. However, after a week of her being there, she received a phone call from Anne. "Everything's ok over here", Anne said. "Except your cat is dead"!

"oly ell", replied Cecilia. "You could have been a bit more sensitive Anne"!
"What do you mean?", replied Anne.

"Well, one day you could have rang me up and told me that my cat has climbed the tree. The next day you could tell me that it has gone even higher up the tree and refuses to come down. On the third day you could tell me that the cat lost its grip and fell from the tree and had to be taken to the vets because of a broken leg. Then on the fourth day you could have told me that it died peacefully in the vet clinic", explained Cecilia.

So Anne apologised and another week went by, when one day Cecilia got another phone call, it was Anne again.

"All right Cecilia", she said. "Everything's ok here, except your ma - She's climbed the tree and refuses to come down"!

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That Guy said:

HAHAHAHA!
 
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January 03, 2008
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND said:

THAT WAS MADE IN THE CRAP FACTORY
 
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January 07, 2008
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jess is not my name said:

a creepy crap factory. smilies/sad.gif
 
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January 10, 2008
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william hung said:

haha dat make me lagh haha now ... she bang she bang she move she move smilies/shocked.gif
 
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January 10, 2008
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emo chik 091 said:

wtf? william hung r u drunk?
 
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January 11, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

.....a creepy crap factory in the dark....
 
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January 15, 2008
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maka said:

tht wank how the hell is tht funny
 
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January 18, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

william hung, they must have been some good drugs
 
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January 29, 2008
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janet said:

heard it
 
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February 12, 2008
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