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There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol....

He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him nuts.

One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.

Then the guy gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a sailor blush.

At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet.

At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.

The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded and amazed at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the CHICKEN DO?"

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samuel 08 said:

	this is a wank joke and if u laff u are sad as fak u little bummers.
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January 14, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	took a while to get it! I'm the first comment-WOOHOO!!! hahahahahahah good joke
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January 15, 2008
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beebo said:

	i don geddit
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January 15, 2008
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maka said:

	wnk wnk wank tht all i can se
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January 18, 2008
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esytfkjhlk said:

	:-
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January 21, 2008
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janet said:

	what did the chicken do?????
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February 12, 2008
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Baron Of Saardollowman said:

	Still not gettin it is the chicken dead?
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February 23, 2008
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scottydoo said:

	you dont get it ??? are you stupid ??? the parrot went in to the frezzer and thats were the guy had a chicken in the frezzer ,get it know ????
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March 10, 2008
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I Love Lollipops::::::: said:

	FUNNNNNY!!!! I would have done the same thing to the little pest.
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April 08, 2008
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Georgia Girl. said:

	OMG who wouldnt get this?? its sad..this site looks like its overrun with dumbass teenagers or something...P.S. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS
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June 03, 2008
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your mom said:

	this is the most easy to get joke ever who ever doesn't get it your helpless and totaly need to get a mind..... dumbasses
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