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Suicide AttemptAfter hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office....

"Mr. James, your records and your heroic behaviour indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him up to dry."
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Emu said:

Rather good.....got a little chuckle outa me!!! smilies/kiss.gif
 
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July 05, 2007
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Sharrakor said:

Oh i get it, hehehe that is good
 
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July 12, 2007
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sophie said:

i giggled. N so did ma mates. smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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August 02, 2007
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poo said:

smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/kiss.gif :- smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif
 
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August 10, 2007
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what said:

ooooooohhhhhhh I get It smilies/shocked.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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September 12, 2007
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bulldog 33 said:

That was funny!!!
 
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October 11, 2007
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Chain rangler said:

thtz fny
 
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November 07, 2007
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kk said:

lol blonde moment(no offense to the smart ones in the world) smilies/kiss.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/cool.gif
 
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November 19, 2007
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Im stupid said:

smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif
 
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January 01, 2008
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ArianaKai said:

haha! thats really funny!
 
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January 24, 2008
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Wildthing said:

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