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Jay finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray....

“Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jay goes back to the temple. "Lord please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.”

Lotto night comes and Jay still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. "My Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?"

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Jay is confronted by the voice of God: "Jay, buy a damn lottery ticket first."

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That Guy said:

	Buying the ticket improves your chances of winning.
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November 30, 2007
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LANGUAGE POLICE said:

	HEY! GOD DOESN'T SWEAR! WHO wrote THIS JUNK?
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December 10, 2007
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND said:

	WHAT A RETARD
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January 07, 2008
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emo chik 091 said:

	i agree with YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND (for once)
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January 11, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	Every Moment One looks Consiquently Her Internet, Kernels Insinerate Saturated As a female dog is called a BITCH. that is nature's way of creating life. (Only read the capital letters)
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