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A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other....

The Scotsman owned a Chicken and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his Chicken's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the Chicken had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door wChicken he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the Chicken.

The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. TChicken you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, tChicken ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

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That Guy said:

	That was not very good.
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February 01, 2008
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brillo said:

	joke not complete, last line should be "nah you can keep the egg
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February 04, 2008
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lol said:


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February 04, 2008
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inojt said:

	i dont get it
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February 04, 2008
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monkey said:

	That Guy brillo were wrong. it was good and it was complete
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February 05, 2008
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† said:

	What the hell is a tChicken?
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February 21, 2008
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Jawanna Mann said:

	nope, monkey, it was incomplete. the scotish guy would kick the englishman in the balls, and then let him keep the egg, because that was his plan in the first place. He did that so he could get a free kick in the balls to the englishman for no reason. And besides, wouldnt anyone catch on that this incomplete version makes no sense??
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February 27, 2008
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Kirby said:

	no what should have happend is that the Scotsman should kick hte Englishman in the balls then when the Englishman gets up the Scotsman is gone and he took the egg with him.
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March 13, 2008
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duh said:

	they probably had a humping sesion after
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March 26, 2008
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super man said:

this joke is shit it is incomplete stupid and not funny the english man would get up get ready to kik the scottoshman in the balls and the scotsman would back up and say you could have the egg. now for a strory about my old old fart well i had an onion tied to my belt which was the style at the time er were was i oh yes if you play guilfd wars my name is swordjack and i kik ass like this 1 time i killed a lvl 2 or was it 3.... no it was 100 oh no wait the lvls only goup to 20 ok as i was saying i had an onion on my belt which was the style of the time

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May 01, 2008
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conor said:

	very very very very very very very crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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