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Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.

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j_nelson said:

	CRAP
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July 27, 2006 | url
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danielle said:

	wow datz pretty funni but true :grin :p
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August 07, 2006
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rittany said:

	i thought it was wierd and i agreee with j_nelson
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January 11, 2007
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mandy said:

	i thought it was pretty funny ;p:p :-
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January 30, 2007
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jade said:

	i like it i think its quite funny hahahahahahaha
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April 16, 2007
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Zeke said:

	Wtf.
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May 05, 2007
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jj said:

	boo hoo wha ha wha boo boo hoo
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May 11, 2007
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sexii chick said:

	i found dis in my dads room on a paper lol!
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May 14, 2007
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Kate said:

	I thought it was really quite brilliant but then again I have got a sense of humour !!!
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May 19, 2007
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Nakedmonk said:

	I think we are all overlooking the bigger piture here. These evil farmers have neglected in feeding their cat to the point of it eating off of a pile of crap !
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May 20, 2007
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d-d said:

	lol some joke r sooo goood but some sucks
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June 12, 2007
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FTP said:

	sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true
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July 26, 2007
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BUCK OWNES said:


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July 28, 2007
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J Harris said:

	My Dad wrote that when he was younger, he sold the story to Fiesta magazine. Ohh and you don't have to beleive me if you don't want to, I know it's true.
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