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It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon.

So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."

After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"

"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Sorry wrong number.

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That Guy said:

	Don'tcha just hate it when you get the wrong number like that?
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October 19, 2007
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ramona said:


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October 24, 2007
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andrew said:

	OMG hahahahahha that would suck for Uncle Fred
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October 26, 2007
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slow boi said:

	dis shit funny
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October 26, 2007
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me said:

	lol thats funny
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November 06, 2007
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Chain rangler said:

	thtz f**kin hilariuos
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November 07, 2007
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NAPYBOI said:

	NO WATER IN THE POOL DAM..!!
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November 08, 2007
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Charley! =] said:

	took me a while to get that one lol
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December 15, 2007
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE said:

	so what happened to the daughter
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December 21, 2007
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crena said:

	stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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January 12, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	ooo...nasty pricks!! I was the uncle fred.... now i'm typing this from my coffin in the morgue
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January 15, 2008
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chaz x xx said:

	omg how funni
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January 22, 2008
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ArianaKai said:

	poor kid...
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January 22, 2008
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Samuel 13 said:

	i bet he wishes they had done it on the bathroom top instead...
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January 29, 2008
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alskdg said:

	: :- :- :-
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January 30, 2008
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Omali said:

	:-
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January 30, 2008
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