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A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds.

Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

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Jodie said:

	hahaha D
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December 08, 2006
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bob bob said:


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December 09, 2006
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!LaUrEn! said:

	ouch! ha
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December 13, 2006
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Anthony said:

	thats a good one
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December 31, 2006
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~mEg~ said:

	haha...ouch!
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January 04, 2007
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julie said:

	haha that was funny yet sad
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January 05, 2007
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Nicole said:

	HAhA Thats a great one lol
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January 12, 2007
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blah said:

	I didnt laugh.
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January 12, 2007
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britt britt said:

	haha ouch :- :- :-
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January 12, 2007
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Gumble Joy said:

	Grr I was the wife!
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January 14, 2007
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bria said:

	the lady should dump him like rigt now
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January 14, 2007
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digydogg said:

	thats a gut splitting joke
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January 21, 2007
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Tibby said:


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January 23, 2007
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Mehak [Mc.Zee] said:

	An Extremely Tickling Joke That Could Make A Boring Person Like Me Laugh.
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January 24, 2007
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willie said:

	that is hilarious
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January 29, 2007
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f u c k k k k said:

	that was clever, but not funny, cuz that sucked big bal l l s
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January 31, 2007
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dizzzl said:

	thats some funny stuff hahah :-
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February 01, 2007
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jimbob blogs said:

	That was rubbish it made no sence ??????????? Or is it me?????????????????????????????????????????????????
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February 02, 2007
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holy f**k i finally got it said:

	that was hard...yet funny. :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :- :-
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February 02, 2007
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yooo mrs. said:

	this joke was the worst i ever read
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February 02, 2007
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ketra said:

	noobs
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February 03, 2007
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misfits said:

	that was an awesome joke
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February 03, 2007
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um said:

	wtf
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February 05, 2007
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ASHLEY MARIE ROBERTS 1-702-845-8333 said:

	I DNT GET IT. CALL ME TWO EXPLAIN.
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February 09, 2007
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Pedefile said:

	THT WAS COMPLETELY S H I T!!! DIDNT EVEN NEARLY MAKE ME LAUGH, ABSOLOUTE P I S S!!!!!!
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February 09, 2007
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pimp master 9 said:

	wat a loser :- :- :-
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February 14, 2007
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Pamantha said:

	i laughed it was great! :-
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February 14, 2007
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nik said:

	your an idiot if you dont under stand it, i understood it and i am 10 years old
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February 15, 2007
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davey havok sucksss said:

	stupid
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February 15, 2007
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tylor said:

	that was okay. but i didnt laugh.
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February 15, 2007
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Koji- said:

	that was a dumb joke
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February 18, 2007
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eunice said:

	cant uderstand :- :- :- :- :- :-
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February 22, 2007
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me said:

lololollolololooc that was so funny smilies/grin.gif