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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 75 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 80 mph, "I've got the airbag and I am wearing Seat Belt!"

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brittany said:

	that aws a funny joke i think i am the only one that got it
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November 26, 2007
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That Guy said:

	That's why the passenger dies more often than the driver.
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November 26, 2007
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evil said:

	thats pretty good but kinda sad because now they both get nothing because he is going to go to jail
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November 26, 2007
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koolikedat said:

	y's he gonna go2 jail??? people probably would have thought it an accident, right?
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December 02, 2007
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yash said:

	hahahahahahahhahhaahhahahaha awsome
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December 09, 2007
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LANGUAGE POLICE said:

	MEANIES!
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December 10, 2007
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND said:

	I WISH....
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January 07, 2008
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND said:

	HA, HOW FUNNY, LOL
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January 07, 2008
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brittany holland said: said:

	that wss funny but did they live?
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January 11, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	if they lived isn't the point...Brittany I'd say the wife met an end, and the husband rejoyced, but the wife's boyfriend killed the nearest fluffy bunny,,, as nature intended affairs to be
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January 15, 2008
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randomer said:

	lol that wos so funny
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January 18, 2008
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Twitch said:

	he woulda gotten caught because there wouldn't be any skidmarks...the cops look for that kinda thing...
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January 22, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

	oh yea, I guess, unless he accuses her of drugging him or something...
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January 29, 2008
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angel said:

	that has to be the stupidist joke ive ever heard
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February 08, 2008
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Harriet said:

	i don't think he would go to jail cause he is FICTIONAl this is a joke people! lol
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February 14, 2008
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Oh...wow said:

	OMG the poor wife. Like if I was her I would like totally like sue him or something all fancy like that. Sarcasticly... I'm making fun of all you people who think he'll get caught and stuff
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