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A man is down on his luck and he decides to takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas....

Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."

His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"

He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."

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brittany said:

	that was funny
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November 26, 2007
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watever said:

	THIS IS VERY FUNNY
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December 01, 2007
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n****rlips said:

	hahahahha
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December 03, 2007
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LANGUAGE POLICE said:

	AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! WHAT IDIOT WOULD LAFF AT THAT! SHEESH,PEOPLE! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS CRUD ANYWAY?!?!
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December 10, 2007
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bubble s said:

	(ya right on) women suck
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January 07, 2008
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND said:

	PROBABLY YOU, OFFICER
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January 07, 2008
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M,o,u,s,e said:

	aww thats horrible man!
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January 07, 2008
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monkiezrule said:

	funny funny funny!
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January 13, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	ha!! no more EMO CHIK!! I have won the war!!! mean joke.... very cruel
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January 15, 2008
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chetta said:

	ur fat and u hav no boyfriend
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January 25, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

	you are right, chetta, I don't have a boyfriend, only 2 girlfriends, and i definately aren't fat. I work out on a treadmill for ages daily
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