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Golf BallsA young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees....
After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
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Taylor said:

I didn't get it.
 
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February 25, 2007
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johndoe said:

HOW DID YOU NOT GET IT. HE SOLD THE GOLF BALLS AND MADE A THOUSAND DOLLARS WHICH MEANS HE CHEATED ON HER ALOT.
 
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February 26, 2007
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Successor said:

Dude... Down here 12 golf balls are sold for like $1.50 Thats alot of women! smilies/grin.gif
 
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February 27, 2007
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Joshua said:

He must have been cheating on her like ten times a week smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 06, 2007
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mrmaxmaxym said:

lol that was so funny
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March 20, 2007
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ashley17 said:

I dont get it
 
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April 03, 2007
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e,il said:

WTF learn how to type AND SPELL~!
 
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April 03, 2007
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nicky123 said:

hahahahaaahaaa
 
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April 08, 2007
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P.J. said:

Taylor's retarded!
 
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April 12, 2007
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tk said:

were do u find 12 balls for a buck fifty. they must be brocken. a dozen decent balls should be like 15 20
 
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April 30, 2007
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titch said:

i diddent even see the joke u nobed ha ha
 
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April 30, 2007
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jj said:

ididntgetit
 
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July 26, 2007
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kk said:

that was sooooooooooooooooooooo funny and if u did not get it sorry ur not in an institution smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/kiss.gif :- smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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November 19, 2007
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turbo said:

LOL smilies/wink.gif man thats like 3 women per day smilies/grin.gif
 
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December 02, 2007
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