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A man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for some beer, so put your coat on.''....

The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''

The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''

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Sharrakor said:

	What? This doesn't make sense...
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July 15, 2007
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Wouldn'tYouLike2Know said:

	Sharrakor, I think it has something to do with alcohol does something to the blood vessels when you consume enough. That in turn makes you feel like your about to burn to death even if it's 10 degrees outside. My take on it is that, he was going to the pub to get drunk.
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July 16, 2007
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WouldntYouLike2Know said:

	hey jerk stop using my name
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July 23, 2007
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Jane. Q. Public said:

	You are both clueless. It may not be terribly funny, but the joke is just that he was being mean to his wife.
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July 23, 2007
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funky monkey said:

	omg stupid people the point of the joke is that the wife asked a stupid question so he said sumthin sarcastic....she's like y am i going wiff you? and he's like noooo i am just turning off the heat..in his head bitch wtf u R BLONDE arent you? are those blonde roots showinng?
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August 12, 2007
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da boss say said:

	i think all yall dumb i dont know what it means but it sounds dumb
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August 27, 2007
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Baby Shortee said:

	thats messed up...
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September 20, 2007
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who cares said:

	i dnt get it eithr......
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September 27, 2007
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smart123 said:

	none of you are correct! it means that hes going to the pub and that means he's wasting all his money so there isnt going to be enough for the heat.....my gosh you guys are dumb!
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September 28, 2007
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Only Jane has a brain the rest of you have shit for brains especially you SMART 123 said:

	He is being mean to his wife as he will not allow her to have the heating on while he isn't home.
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October 23, 2007
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I said:

	smart123 is right he pwn3d all of u as 4 u "Only Jane has a brain the rest of you have shit for brains especially you SMART 123, ur just an idiot... PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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