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A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him....

She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?"

The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids".

The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife.

So he says to the woman "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?" "You know, the one I cheated with (on my wife)?"

The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher".

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Georgia racz said:

	hello is anybody there
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June 23, 2007
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Georgia racz said:

	you are a minger
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June 23, 2007
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frank racz said:

	knock knock who's there alex alex who alexplane later just let me in.
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June 23, 2007
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rakel said:

	oh that's just wrong.
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June 24, 2007
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Emu said:

	i think i jus had a blonde moment...or im jus naturally thick..it took me a while to understand that.....anywho...i've not heard that knock knock joke before....:S
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July 05, 2007
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daza18 said:

	gud knock knock joke im goin 2 say it 2 my friend alex l8r
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August 13, 2007
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love monkey said:

	I liked the joke.
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September 12, 2007
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Saurav said:

	nice joke hav read it on reader's digest
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October 12, 2007
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Charley!! =] said:

	that knock knock joke took me a while to actually get it lol..btw to all you guys wondrin im a brunette not blonde lol... erm i dont get this joke could someone please explain???
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