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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents....

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.

Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts.

Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

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anequa said:

	you stink and you are ugly yo jokes stink.
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December 29, 2007
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND said:

	ROTFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(BREATHE, BREATHE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (OW, MY HEAD) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOOD ON THE FLOOR FROM ME HITTING IT ON THE FLOOR)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (SMASH! WINDOW BREAKS) HAHAHAHAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! FALL 72 STORYS FROM OFFICE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPLAT!!!
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January 07, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	......still funny..... uuuhhhgggg!!!! (ambulance crashes) (burts into flames) hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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January 15, 2008
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ArianaKai said:

	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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January 24, 2008
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOY FRIEND said:

	HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHE * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STIPID DOG
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February 04, 2008
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rasin and lew said:

	:- :- :- :-
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February 20, 2008
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fghjg said:

	hahaaahahahah that really wasnt funny
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March 06, 2008
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Derek Johnston said:

	that was good
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March 14, 2008
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nielza said:

	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahah ahahahhahhahahahahhaahahahahahahhaahhahhhhahahhahhhahhh ahahhaahhaahhahahahhahhah great job
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