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Cell Phone CallSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man picks up the phone and begins to talk.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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He He He Devilish said:

Wooow That was Hilarious smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
 
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May 09, 2008
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Carly S. said:

Ha, that is funny! smilies/smiley.gif
 
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May 09, 2008
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indhu said:

tha's really gr8 smilies/grin.gif
 
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May 10, 2008
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oriana said:

That was funny!!!!I may only be 10 but that was funny!!!!: smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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May 10, 2008
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That Guy said:

Heard before, but still funny!
 
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May 12, 2008
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WwWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW said:

Whats funny?
 
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May 13, 2008
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jokemaster71280 said:

that was awsome
 
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May 16, 2008
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crazywop said:

this is my favorite so far...
 
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June 02, 2008
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carlette said:

VERY FUNNY BUT THAT MAN IS A KIK
 
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June 15, 2008
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