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Burglar"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house....

"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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Forumokaz said:

wow, he was lucky that burglar was there
 
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January 28, 2008
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twat said:

that's woman for ya lol smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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January 30, 2008
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Dave said:

lol
thats ok but not the best

 
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February 08, 2008
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janet said:

what the hell is a bloke???
 
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February 12, 2008
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lilmurphy said:

A bloke is another way of saying this guy
 
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March 20, 2008
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