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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does thesame thing. The third time the bartender asks him what'sgoing on. "Why are you pouring that drink on your hand"? Theman smiles at him, winks and says "I'm trying to get my datedrunk."
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tinka said:

That was a total dud
 
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March 30, 2007
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yai-ya said:

I agree with "tinka"
 
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May 16, 2007
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Joygirl7 said:

I think that joke actually killed me!
 
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June 01, 2007
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turbo said:

smilies/wink.gif nice date smilies/smiley.gif
 
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December 02, 2007
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not so happy about that joke said:

that was stupid
 
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May 16, 2008
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