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Young ActorJay's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part....

Jay enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

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Gwen Stefani said:

ewwwww ewwwwww ewwwwww thats gross
 
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October 11, 2007
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Gwen Stefani said:

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October 11, 2007
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micheal jackson x said:

dont you just love little kids --x he he -x
 
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December 29, 2007
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE GOT A KID FOR YA- MICHEAL...
 
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January 15, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

I GET IT, THE MEN DON;T HAVE TIME TO TALK BECAUSE THEIR WIVES ARE TOO BUSY YABBERING ABOUT POSH OR BRAND AND ANGILENA OR HOW SHE SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND LAST NIGHT.....WATEVA
 
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January 15, 2008
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hot and other various things said:

i don't get it
 
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February 03, 2008
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o.O said:

this was crappy. all i get is that u never get a chance to talk cuz ur wife is always btching at you >.>
 
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October 19, 2008
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Se Ufa said:

smilies/wink.gif If you don't get the joke then you are either not married or didn't have parents growing up. It isn't that hard of a concept to grasp.
 
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October 30, 2008
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