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Not SeeingA man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check....

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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That Guy said:

HAHAHA!!! THAT WAS GOOD!
 
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January 25, 2008
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Forumokaz said:

how was his eye swelling? his wife?
 
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January 28, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

that man was my cousin's friend's brother's son's uncle's brother's friend's cousin's father's friend
 
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January 29, 2008
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Caboose said:

i don't get it???? smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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February 08, 2008
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janet said:

what a loser
 
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February 12, 2008
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Mercury said:

that guy was a jerk!!!!! smilies/angry.gif
 
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March 07, 2008
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Kirby said:

haha she kicked his ass smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 12, 2008
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lilmurphy said:

she punched him in the face and made both eyes swell shut. How dont you people get that
 
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March 20, 2008
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SHAMROCKS said:

SOME OF YOU ARE REALLY DUMB smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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July 04, 2008
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Stfu said:

SSHAMROCKS, you would know alot about being dumb, wouldn't you?
Answer: Yes.
 
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September 16, 2008
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dorkle face von housin said:

smilies/wink.gifhaha i get it she punched him haha
 
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September 22, 2008
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jennelyn said:

haha the wife really rocks!!!
 
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October 25, 2008
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