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Just Like MomFred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"....

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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pimpin said:

funny as crap smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 28, 2007
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tony molina said:

ya good one smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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March 29, 2007
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StOnEr said:

HAHAHAHA I so fricken get it smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 30, 2007
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Dezaerae said:

hahahah smilies/grin.gif
 
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April 01, 2007
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P-E-R-F-E-C-T said:

This joke is funny but they said that he found a grl that is just like the mom but the father doesnt like her but it is still FUNNY smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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April 08, 2007
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chicka said:

i dont get it
 
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April 08, 2007
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samantha 15 said:

smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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April 10, 2007
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someone said:

why does he need his fathers opinion or his mothers opinion smilies/cry.gif
 
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April 18, 2007
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tallyallyitha said:

i love it!!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/wink.gif
 
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May 25, 2007
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hollie said:

lol smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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May 31, 2007
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humper said:

hahahahahahahahahaha smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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May 15, 2008
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