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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for dinner."....

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?"

"Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married."

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SJ said:

	This is a stupid "game" its not even a funny joke!!!!!!
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December 12, 2007
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Ertairiboo aka Ernie said:

	ha ha ha lol sort of lame burt whatever :-
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December 18, 2007
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k. love said:

	wow....that was llame :-
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December 19, 2007
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND said:

	YOUVE GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT A WHILE AND READ IT TWICE
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January 07, 2008
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emo chik 091 said:

	no u dnt
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January 11, 2008
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	u have now declared war... EMO CHIK.... great joke
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January 15, 2008
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bandit666 said:

	i hate emo chicks. they are really weird.
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January 18, 2008
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chetta said:

	i didnt get it is it becuz his place looks like shit?
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January 25, 2008
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your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

	that waz good
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January 29, 2008
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Oh...wow said:

	he is showing the dude the downfall about being married........ I hate emo chicks... I hate people who say they are "emo" like in their user names or whatever...it's like no one cares if you're emo, so just shut the f up
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