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It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings....

The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and prompty slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

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hailey rambo said:

	hey this is really a good and funny thing so what ever i loved it if ya'll thought that it sukked then fukk all ya'll
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April 16, 2007
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albert g said said:

	that was funny as hell oh my god!!!!!!
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April 18, 2007
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Yin Cho said:

	Stupid Joke
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May 19, 2007
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maxidude44 said:

	i dont get it
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May 19, 2007
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HAHA GIRL said:

	I get it but it's really stupid
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May 21, 2007
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Me and ME said:

	HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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May 22, 2007
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Samantha-Louise said:

	Ha Thats Fair Funny
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May 23, 2007
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shaggyboy14 said:

	lol that was halarious
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June 14, 2007
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Maddie said:

	i dont get it. was there a robber going to break into their house?? i really have no clue. so i dont know it it was funny. :-
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June 19, 2007
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trewneay said:

	I really loved that one
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June 19, 2007
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beth said:

	that was damn funny
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July 29, 2007
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Jenny said:

	now that is funny!!!!!!!
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September 08, 2007
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faratata_bolombo said:

	I guess the meaning is that the guy was asking in a coded way whether the husband was home or not so he (a lover probably) could come and have some fun..
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