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Cheating StatueA woman and her lover are in bed together when the husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

"Don't move! You're a statue!"

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

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K said:

That is the funniest thing I have ever read!! Men aren't as slow as we women think! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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September 08, 2007
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Frankie said:

yea That was the most funnest thing i've read to... guys are slow but then the wimen can be slow to...
 
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September 17, 2007
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Saurav said:

the woman was such a bitch!! smilies/angry.gif
 
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October 12, 2007
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Mickey B said:

smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif HILARIOUS
 
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October 23, 2007
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chloe14 said:

haha
thats just about the koolest thang ever!!!
 
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November 02, 2007
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hotr-thn-u said:

hahahaaha! that was FUNNY!!
 
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November 04, 2007
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Your girlfriend's boyfriend said:

standing in the corner really cramped me up...
 
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January 15, 2008
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Mercury said:

that was totally crazy!!!!!!! smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 07, 2008
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speechbubble said:

put a smile on my face
 
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March 11, 2008
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Blonde? said:

UUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........Not kewl.........CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!
 
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April 08, 2008
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smart-ass said:

:-..... smilies/smiley.gif it's good
 
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May 06, 2008
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Georgia Girl. said:

she should've just asked him to join in...lol
 
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June 03, 2008
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jennelyn said:

hahahaha boys are boys... smilies/wink.gif
 
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October 25, 2008
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