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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues....

As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"

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That Guy said:

	Darn! The truck driver missed the lawyer.
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May 02, 2007
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funny dude said:

	i might be a lawyer when i grow up cuz i want to be rich
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May 07, 2007
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Anoumous said:

	you could at least make him hit him!?
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May 15, 2007
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HAHA GIRL said:

	I THINK THAT LAWYERS ARE LIKE THAT BUT THEY DO MAKE LOTS OF MONEY...
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May 21, 2007
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hollie said:

	not as good as ones i've heard b4 :- :-
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May 31, 2007
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cristina said:

	SHOULDA GONE FOR HIZ ASS WAT A SHAME
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June 11, 2007
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Maddie said:

	lawyers are mean i think that he deserved it
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June 19, 2007
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Madmaxx24 said:

	I thought that was pretty funny good job!!!
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July 22, 2007
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lala said:

	dUMB LAWy3R!
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July 31, 2007
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funky monkey said:

	1) OH NO THE ROLEX GO SAVE IT!!! 2) maddie you think lawyers are mean? well who is it tht convicted that child molester who is it that sent that murderer to jail? not all lawyers are mean ok? ok......funny joke!!!
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