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HaircutA barber gave a haircut to a priest one day....

The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you do God's work."

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the public."

The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice system."

The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut.

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Dan said:

Now that is funny! smilies/grin.gif
 
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January 15, 2008
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maka said:

shit
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January 18, 2008
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kate said:

histerical!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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January 20, 2008
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sommeez said:

Not bad, But not really good. smilies/tongue.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/angry.gif
 
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January 31, 2008
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Dave said:

ok smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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February 08, 2008
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janet said:

true that
 
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February 12, 2008
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Kirby said:

lol ok smilies/smiley.gif
 
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March 12, 2008
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reeta said:

smilies/wink.gifya it was ok
 
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March 23, 2008
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ok said:

that was ok
 
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March 31, 2008
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hard to satisfy::::::::::: said:

NAHHHH!!!!!! I no Likey!!! smilies/sad.gif
 
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April 08, 2008
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treehugger said:

lawers haha i get it good stuff
 
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April 25, 2008
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