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GodA curious eleven year old boy asked his mother, "is God male or female?"....

She hesitates for a brief moment, and responds, "God is both male and female."

Still curious, he asked..."is God black or white?"

She responds along the same line..."God's both black and white."

The confused boy hesitates, then asks.."mom is God and Michael Jackson the same person?"

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w.i.d.b said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA........WTF smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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March 04, 2008
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That Guy said:

OOOOHH! Shoulda seen that comin'. smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 04, 2008
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Harley said:

classical joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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March 05, 2008
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black wallstreet said:

the shit is funny what can i say g-unot!
 
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March 05, 2008
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Oh...wow said:

it's a good one, but an old one too
 
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March 20, 2008
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Wildthing said:

This is minted smilies/wink.gif
 
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March 25, 2008
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double a-ron bakesale! said:

lol funny shit man smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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April 01, 2008
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Ditterdee said:

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif
 
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