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|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on stage?A: Tabby or not tabby!Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?A: I'm paw!Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?A: An aunt-eater!Q: What do tigers wear in bed?A: Stripey pyjamas!Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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