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|Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?A: An octopuss!Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!Q: When the cat's away.....?A: The house smells better!Q: Why was the cat so small?A: Because it only ate condensed milk!Q: Why did the cat cross the road?A: It was the chicken's day off!

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