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|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you colour with?A crayant!Who is the most famous French ant?Napoleant!Why did the ant-elope?Nobody gnu!What is the biggest ant in the world?An elephant!Why don't anteaters get sick?Because they are full of antibodies!What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?An independant!
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Dani said:

Have you heard this joke? Oh, it's too long to type. But it's about ants and it's really funny. Actually, it's not really funny, at all. But, it's a good joke. Wanna hear it than e-mail me at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
 
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joel pooman said:

these jokes are crap as whatching beba. smilies/tongue.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif
 
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