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|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?A: Steal his batteries.
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Oboe13 said:

OBOES ARE THE FRICKIN BOMB! Yeah! Go double reed! smilies/grin.gif
 
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May 18, 2007
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Dave said:

True Dat True Dat
 
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November 21, 2007
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Oboe said:

I love oboes and would kill someone if they burned mine. Yay Double Reeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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March 20, 2008
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jessblowsoboereeds said:

love it smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
 
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March 20, 2008
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Angie-da-bassonist said:

Double reeds kick asssstronaut....
 
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June 25, 2008
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AshleighLovesHerOboe said:

Oboes are the best instrument ever, they just need to be played well.
 
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September 21, 2008
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