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|Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?A: So they can park in the handicap zones.Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?A: Gifted.Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You can't!

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Mintleaf said:

	Those jokes are soooooooooooo rude. i play the clarinet, so are you calling me a nerd?
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June 14, 2007
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drfish said:

	If you can't tell, you're definitely a clarinetist.
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July 06, 2007
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joedirt7 said:

	i think these jokes are funny... and i play clarinet. lighten up, and see the humor!!!
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August 08, 2007
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me said:

	these are stupid!
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August 09, 2007
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BassClarinet2012! said:

	Haha these are great! I play the clarinet and the bass clarinet, and I have no hard feelings, lighten' up a bit will ya?
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October 10, 2007
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BassClarinetGirl said:

	These are funny. I don't care if you say I am gifted because I have half a brain. You need to laugh at yourself sometimes.
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December 09, 2007
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BassClarinetGirl said:

	These are funny! You need to laugh at yourself sometimes.
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December 09, 2007
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harry the clarry said:

	they made me laugh! i play the clarinet too! bothered?? no!! lol! i just think of all the jokes they make about the strings - hahaha - woodwind are soooo much better!! we may seem dumb, but we'r are far cooler and more laid back!
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January 25, 2008
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clarinet24 said:

	i don't really have too much of a problem with these jokes. sure they're mean but they're not half as bad as the other instruments. and i am perfectly fine with being a geek because, i kinda am. although i do hold to the fact that that's just a coincedience. i agree with harry the clarry by-the-way.
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February 01, 2008
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Thatonegirl said:

	Ah these are so funny. And I play the clarinet. Do I find them offensive, no. Whoever does takes this way too seriously.
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February 02, 2008
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coolclarinet said:

	i LOVE clarinet jokes. i play it. (P.S)What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.-that is so true. too bad no one in my class has that much brain.
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February 09, 2008
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KickinBrass said:

	Hil-ari-ous! I play trumpet and our clarinets are always out of it so these are totally hilarious and very realistic.
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April 17, 2008
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dominique said:

	stop hating on us.. we are just as good as any other players who play clarinet!!!!!!!!!!
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May 23, 2008
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clarinetfan101 said:

	I think these jokes are very rude.
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June 23, 2008
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Mirel said:

	these are so stu[id..i play the clarinet....and those jokes are very rude
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September 06, 2008
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viviensuperstar said:

	im a clarinetist, i find them hilarious :]
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September 18, 2008
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clarinetmaniac said:

	oh those jokes are so mean i play the clarinet and it is a fun instrument
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September 27, 2008
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Clarinet Idol 999 said:

	How do you make a Clarinet sound like an Alto Sax? Play random notes and squeak a lot! Why are clarinets like lawsuits? Everyone's happy once the case is closed!
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