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Falling AsleepTwo old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed....

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

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corey said:

hahahahahaha "Cough"
 
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August 31, 2007
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iz koo said:

Dats funny enough to make me at least smile
 
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September 22, 2007
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laughable said:

that was hilarious smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif
 
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October 10, 2007
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hayley said:

that was pish
 
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November 19, 2007
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brittany holland said: said:

corney but funny
 
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January 11, 2008
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skhbd said:

smilies/angry.gif That was f-in BS
 
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January 22, 2008
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chetta said:

FART1234
 
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January 26, 2008
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janet said:

that was amost as funny as the brocolli joke
 
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February 13, 2008
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!!!wow!!! said:

pathetic!!!!!!!
 
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March 08, 2008
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LA DE DA DEEEEE:::: said:

That must have been awkward.......
 
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April 08, 2008
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