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A Eighty Five (85) year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 25-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?".... The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 85-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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Jenny said:

	Now you have to laugh at this one, now only can older men be stupid but, do I have to say it!!!!!!!
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September 09, 2007
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Someone said:

	Hows he change from a 85 year old to a 90 year old?
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September 24, 2007
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kkkkkkkkkkkk said:

	nuff sed weirdo
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December 03, 2007
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brittany holland said: said:

	duh he took so long to
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January 11, 2008
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ArianaKai said:

	lol... that is funny...
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January 22, 2008
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chetta said:

	Who ever wrote this joke doesn't have good grammar and how did he go from 85-90??? i didn't even get a chance to understand it. I don't really want to either.
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January 26, 2008
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!!!wow!!! said:

	that was pretty retarted. didn't even make sense. and yeah like everyone else said how did he go from 85-90. get your story straight before you make a joke moron.
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