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AlmondsThe day care bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder....

She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

15 minutes later she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about 8 times.

After the 9th time he asks the lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves.

She replied that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They can not chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks, puzzled. Where upon the lady answers,

"We just love to lick the chocolate around them".

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ArianaKai said:

ewwwwwww that is gross! smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif
 
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January 24, 2008
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your girlfriends boyfriend said:

hahqahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha cough cougheeeeeewwwwwwwww
 
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January 29, 2008
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aditya said:

it was a good joke.... smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif
 
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February 03, 2008
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Kirby said:

thats old but its still funny smilies/cheesy.gif
 
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March 13, 2008
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River said:

haha stupid men!
 
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April 06, 2008
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